folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandyssian: OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this: THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
obscuruslupa: synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.” I need a fanfic of this like now.
finechester: I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all ‘hello my children what happened wh—’
doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
mokou: if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
sodamnrelatable: wow I think frozen gifs are my new favorite thing