May 2013
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
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canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
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obscuruslupa:
synchronoise-ity:
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
I need a fanfic of this like now.
finechester:
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
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doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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mokou:
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
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too-stoned-to-remember:
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
sodamnrelatable:
wow I think frozen gifs are my new favorite thing
